chouffe happens

Don't be fooled. This cheerful little gnome is evil. His name is La Chouffe, and he glories in knocking you on your ass.

His M.O.: He happily harvests his wheat as you toss back a few cold ones and proceed to get schnockered. He sits atop your glass, egging you on to drink yet another round. The next morning, you don't know what hit you. You have a vague recollection of a cackling leprachaun dancing a jig on your passed out body...

La Chouffe: A delicious Belgian ale with a lusciously high 8% alcohol content. "Helps you gets real shitty."

The Stumbling Monk, a chill Belgian brew pub down the street from our apartment, has plenty of La Chouffe on hand. Proceed with caution, but definitely proceed.