haiku madness

Thought I'd post an award-winning haiku by the Man, as he so clearly is not posting it on his blog. He won a gift certificate at our local Half Price Books for his entry!

Walking accident
Pigeon's head beneath my foot
Instant augury

Inspired by a friend's true story. Walking in Boston, beware the stubborn pigeon on the sidewalk. Mayhaps you should cut a clear path around.